We're smarter than she thinks we are...

Wanna... take a bath?

She tries to get us excited, but we don't want a stinking bath. We wanna go for a ride! And not just any ride. We wanna ride for a long time.

We watched Mom put stuff in the car on Saturday, we followed her out for every load. When she put us in the kitchen Euchre started barking so she came back to get us. Ride! But then we only went around the block and we were back home. We didn't want to go in the kitchen but she said "Carrots". Okay - that's close enough.

Sunday we went for a long ride. We ran a lot of errands with Mom. Then when we came home...we each got a bath.

We took a long nap on the couch while Mom was doing laundry. But then Euchre started barking and Mom told him to be quiet.

Mom, someone is outside stealing the cover off the Mini! --Euchre

--Poker and Euchre

Oops, too late. I didn't notice until after dinner. Good dog. I'll listen next time. --Mom